22 December 2009

Putting the O in 2OO9

www.globalorgasm.org

In case you missed it yesterday, it was Global Orgasm Day. I inadvertantly celebrated it (before I knew the significance of the day) so if there's a truce declared in one of the wars, you can thank yours truly for the effort. Seriously, it's nice to have a selfless, pseudo-spiritual reason to tickle your fancy...though reading below, it would seem to exclude orgasms brought on by hate- and/or pity-fucks.

Here's their rational for getting off on the winter solstice, Dec. 21:

To effect positive change in the energy field of the earth through conscious dedication of orgasmic energy to the vibration of Peace. Our minds and our biology influence Matter and Quantum Energy fields, so by concentrating our thoughts before, during, and after orgasm on peace and loving-kindness, the synergy of high orgasmic physical energy combined with the power of positive visualization could help reduce global levels of violence, hatred and fear. Orgasm is the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological and spiritual energies. It is a biological gift! What better way to achieve your resolution for Peace?

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